Pineapple does not belong on pizza. In our new role, we're looking for a committed pineapple removers to help bring our product line into the modern, sensible, "everyone hates pineapple on their pizza" era.

We're looking for someone who:

-Likes Pizza

-Is a sensible human being

-Ideally has never worked at Papa Johns or Domino's

-A Bachelors in Pizza Science or relevant work experience in pizza sciences

Benefits include:

-Unlimited, non-pineapple pizza

-A budget to spend shaming people who do like pineapple on their pizza

-A generous 401(p) retirement match program, where (p) stands for pizza